You know the kid. He’s 12 years old, 6 feet tall, throwing 80, and looks like he should be heading to work after the game.

The That Kid Has a Mortgage Baseball Shirt is for baseball parents who have definitely looked across the field and wondered how there’s any chance that kid is the same age as everyone else.

Featuring a vintage-inspired baseball design with bold collegiate lettering, this funny baseball shirt is made for travel ball weekends, tournament days and parents who appreciate the things everyone at the field is thinking but probably shouldn’t say out loud.

Why You’ll Love It

• Funny “That Kid Has a Mortgage” baseball design
• Perfect for baseball moms, dads and travel ball parents
• Vintage collegiate-style baseball graphic
• DryBlend moisture-wicking fabric for long days at the ballpark
• Classic unisex fit
• Great gift for baseball parents, coaches and tournament regulars

Whether he drove himself to the game, has a 401(k), or is just somehow batting cleanup in 12U, we’re not asking questions.

That kid has a mortgage.

Shirt Details

• Gildan G800 DryBlend T-Shirt
• 5.6 oz., 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• DryBlend moisture-wicking fabric
• Classic unisex fit
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double-needle stitching
• Tear-away label

Free standard U.S. shipping on orders $75+. Most orders are processed within 2–5 business days, with standard U.S. transit typically taking 3–7 business days.

Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery on unworn, unwashed items in original condition. Original shipping charges are non-refundable.